All Eyes Are On Me Now

Briana. 20. Long Island. College student with a blog.

Who I Follow
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

(via gasandka11)

top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

(via seemssosillytomenow)

  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on

sassykardashian:

*deletes your messages off my phone to symbolically delete you out of my life*

(via seemssosillytomenow)

cadoized:

working in a group where no one actually contributes to the projectimage

(via fallingbacktoground)

the-chandelier-swing:

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(via perpetual-sass)

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

(via feel-it-in-my-bones47)

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(via andotherclues)

(via dead-oaks)